bro i was homoerotically cleaning and patching up my friend’s wounds and you ruined it. i was scolding him for being an idiot in an exasperated but fond tone of voice while i tenderly bandaged his knuckles and we both tried unsuccessfully to avoid looking into each other’s eyes until the tension between us became unbearable when you entered the room without knocking and fucking killed the mood. what the hell, man.
opening my followers every day and blocking the pornbots like a humble farmer pulling weeds from the vegetable garden. wiping my brow of sweat at my labours in the sweltering sun
intellectually i knew this already but it always feels like a shock finding out that like 60% of prominent british actors are from families with the kind of generational wealth that gets you sued for slavery reparations lol
it’s so funny how immune i am to hustle culture. people will talk about taking breaks for their mental health and how difficult it was for them to do what was right for them and i’m like. it’s absolutely unreal how quickly i’ll dump something i don’t want to do anymore.
im gonna start collecting svt awkward interactions with girl groups like pokemon cards like the seungkwan momo story is old news atp but what do you mean new jeans misheard seungkwan saying “you guys are having a comeback soon right?” as “you guys are never gonna have a comeback right?” and what do you mean jeonghan greeted le sserafim super enthusiastically even though he’d literally never met them before bc hoshi told him to but then looked super weird bc hoshi didn’t know them well either
…My mother loves me and there is nothing more to say. I love my mother and there is nothing more to say. I pray and pray that I don’t become her someday, and there is nothing more to say.
